1. Good morning! Did you sleep well?
2. Can you please pick up the clothes you left piled on the chair/floor /bed?
3. Have you eaten your breakfast? Did you drink your milk?
4. Please put you dirty dishes in the sink!
5. Did you brush your teeth? Be sure and wipe you face, you have something around your mouth.
6. Is that what you are going to wear today? Is it clean?
7. Do you have all your books? Well, then get them and put them in your bag now!
8. Did you finish your homework? Do you have your homework in your bag?
9. Have you packed your lunch? Do you have your snack?
10. Did you put your drink in your bag? Is the lid closed tight?
11. Do you have your bike key?
12. Please take a jacket, it can rain later. And please brush your hair. Well then brush it again.
13. No you have to wear your bike helmet. I don't care that other kids are laughing. I want you safe. Even if it messes up your hair. Just tell them that your mean old mother makes you.
14. I love you. Be careful. Have a good day!
15. What did you forget now?
(sigh)
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11 comments:
Count me in on just about all of those. Every single morning times two. Great list!
LOL! You have me laughing with this one. My son is only 2 so not school-aged yet, but I can just imagine.....
Do you have a bug in my house? I think I say those exact same things! Too funny.
Too familiar! What a great list!
Yep, I too have said most of those.
But lets add "don't do that" , "be nice to your brother/sister", "play nice" ...all that fun jazz!
I love that! I do the same thing, especially #13. I use that one a LOT. "Blame me for everything. I really don't care one whit whether the other second graders think your mom is horribly mean. They'll think I'm the best mom on earth when I bring ice cream for the class party. So there."
LOL, especially the hair part in 12. That, "well, brush it again" thing is WAYYYYYYY too familiar!
This gave me a great big 'ole smile!
I love your list, I remember those days! Now my youngest is in high school and has to be up and out the door by 7 a.m. so about the only thing I'm able to say "h'lo, bye"
I'm tired just reading all that. My kids aren't school age yet but they'll get there and I'm sure my mornings will be quite similar to that.
I'm already rehearsing for those mornings. I can just imagine myself saying all those things. Great list.
I loved the "Well brush it again." Great list.
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